Fun Cop Stuff


Fun Stuff2020-09-17T05:02:58-07:00

Maybe a truck would be a good idea?

We've all had a similar call: "All units, rolling road hazard, I-65 Southbound...." The vehicle in the photo was recently purchased a wide selection of high-quality raw lumber from a auction and decided to take it home. Unfortunately, the not-so-bright motorist only had his clapped-out Volvo sedan to transport said lumber. So, he simply stuffed the vehicle full and drove down the middle of the interstate at 40 mpg. By the time he got stopped, [...]

By |September 16th, 2020|

Sign? Oh, You Mean Those Signs!

By |January 16th, 2012|

In Yellowstone National Park, it’s getting difficult to see the animals because of all the signs warning morons that wildlife is wild. Some are brief, while others go on about how bison can stand 6 feet tall, weigh over a ton, rumble along at 30 miles per hour, and stomp [...]

It’s Party Time At The ATM Slot Machine!

By |December 6th, 2011|

First, the joy of victory. Then, yeah, the agony of defeat. But you gotta wonder who was the dumbest in this tragicomedy: a hyperopic bank official, or the customers who thought they could get away clean with easy money. This instance of idiocy began when an unnamed officer at Commonwealth [...]

They Don’t Make Crooks Like They Used To

By |December 1st, 2011|

Jackie Patel was calmly stirring a little sugar into his coffee behind the counter of his convenience store in Waltham, Mass., when suddenly a wannabe ninja warrior clad in black from head to toe came bustin’ in swinging a 2' long machete and demanding money. Clearly shown in surveillance camera [...]

Hey! You Can Stop Draining The Lake!

By |November 29th, 2011|

Nobody slips through this dragnet! Nobody! Except maybe the guy they’re trying to catch. For seven days, dozens of Canadian cops surrounded a home in Bay Bulls, Newfoundland, pinning down a guy suspected of assaults, who was believed to be armed. As the siege went on, authorities began setting off [...]

You Gotta Use What You Got

By |November 19th, 2011|

Thanks to their Nanny State efforts to disarm the Crown’s subjects, it’s no secret that Great Britain now has the highest rate of violent personal crimes in the industrialized nations. “Yobs” — their term for “scumbags” — prey on their victims without fear of armed resistance, often using such low-tech [...]

No Pillow, Thank You

By |October 2nd, 2011|

I don’t sleep on airline flights because it takes too much Jack Daniels to properly sedate me. And now, there’s another reason not to fall asleep on a flight — even more than the thought of some swarthy dude trying to light a fuse stickin’ out of his sneakers. Here’s [...]

Wonder If It Works On Humans, Too?

By |October 2nd, 2011|

For years, business owners in Australia and Britain have successfully dealt with loud, rowdy mobs of loitering youths by using “sound repulsion.” Effective means include playing the buzzing of mosquitoes at frequencies and decibel levels that can’t be heard by most adults, but are barely audible to most teenagers. They [...]

Criminal Detection At Its Finest

By |September 20th, 2011|

Last November, following a shooting in Fort Bend County, Texas, investigators were initially pleased there were several witnesses who saw the shooter’s “face.” The problem was, the face they saw was one of a man wearing a full-face, lifelike Halloween mask. Undaunted, they brought in a sketch artist who, with [...]

Is It Just Me, Or Is It Kinda Chilly In Here?

By |September 20th, 2011|

The family of an unidentified 80-year-old man in South Africa called the morgue to come and pick up grandpa after he apparently succumbed to age, chronic asthma and heart failure. The attendant checked for pulse and heartbeat, both zero, then loaded the cadaver into the van. At the Johannesburg morgue, [...]

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